Aaj kal ki LADKIYA Choti Choti baat pe Chat a/c BlOCK karti hai, few Examples

Boy : Whats your Name??
Girl: Palak and you
Boy: Paneer
*BLOCKED!!!*.

Girl : Hello i am khusbu
Boy : khusbu ka dusra naam bharosa agarbati….kone kone me khusbu failade
**blocked**.

Boy:hi, wats ur name??
Girl: its Neha Singhal.
Boy: oh. . M also Single.
*blocked*.

Girl: What’s Up?
Boy: Uttar Pradesh…
*blocked*.

Girl : tu soya hai…??
Boy : Nahi…! Schezwan hu..!
*Blocked Instantly*.

Girl: I’m free tommorow!
Boy: pehle kya paid thi??
*BLOCKED*.

Boy: aj mausam achha h mall chalte h.
Girl: waha kya karenge??
Boy: hawan karenge, hawan karenge.
*blocked*.

Girl : see ya!
Boy: ram chandra ki jai!
*Blocked*.

Girl: Have a Good Day….
Boy: No thank you… I like Parle-G more…
*BLOCKED*.

Girl: I need some Space.
Boy: Ok then go to Sonakshi Sinha’s forehead.
*Blocked*.

Girl puts up her status :
“waiting for CHENNAI EXPRESS”…
Boy: COOLIE hai kya??
*Blocked*.

Boy- Thank you
Girl-It’s my pleasure
Boy- My Bajaj Pulsar
*Blocked Forever*

She: Yaar kal exam hai and kuch nahin padha hai, I will fail…
He: You don’t watch t.v.?
all you need is a sanitary napkin and you will top the exams…
*BLOCKED* 

She : Hey, kya chal raha hai?
Me: Sab kuch chal raha hai, tumhare dimaag k alawa…
*BLOCKED* 

Me: Where were you last night?
She: Yaar, party thi.. had a blast there…
Me: Oh! Hope no one is injured.. aur tu zinda hai!
*BLOCKED*

She: you’re so sweet!
Me: Haan but pehle taste toh karke dekho…
*BLOCKED*